Car Put downs

Have you ever wondered what the name of your car really stands for?  Now you know!  Don't forget this is all in fun!
 
Audi
 
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
 
 
 
BMW
Brutal Money Waster
  
 
Dodge
 
 Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
 
 
Ford
Fix Or Repair DailyFound On Road Dead
 
GM
General Malfuntion
 
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming!
 
 
Oldsmobile
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Makes Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Ever Day.
 
 
Pontiac
Pour old Nut thinks it's a cadilac.
 
 
 
Saab
Swedish Automobile Always Breakdown
 
 
Chevrolet
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
 
 
 
Honda
Honks Once, Never Drives Again.
 
 
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